12.6.05

I have not, and will never kiss Aaron Carter.

Last September I posted a link to a picture of Aaron Carter shoving his tongue down the throat of some poor unidentified skeezy ho. It's now showing up in search engine results, and for some reason his fans think that that's me kissing him.

WTF indeed.

I've had an email from one of them, and after the aforelinked comment was posted I had the feeling I might get more. It's also messing with my stats, as they are descending on my blog in the hundreds. So, as hilariously awesome as this is, I have to set the record straight: I have not, and will never kiss Aaron Carter. Ever. That is not me in the picture.

The internet is so fucking weird sometimes.