Parson St: three boys walking over the pedestrian crossing. One is pushing a tiny blue and silver motorbike (something a 3 year old should be riding, but for some reason the pre-teens end up riding around parks, ruining the grass), one's riding a bike, and the other is tall for his age and fat (I bet his nickname is Cartman).

Fat kid to Bike kid: yeh, so I can get you 400 Lambert for £28.

Estimated age of kids: 11 years old.