Live... uh, I mean Nuts TV:
Male audiences are currently bombarded with entertainment and information so we have taken great steps to ensure this is a channel representative of their lives with content they will want to both watch, and interact with.
New shows include Gender Bender, in which "three lads and three girls go to eye-popping extremes to prove they know they most about the opposite sex", and "Will Beauty Call?" featuring three lucky chaps "fighting for the chance to give their phone number to Miss England, Miss Liverpool and Miss Glasgow".
Thus proving that a vast proportion of people in this country serve absolutely no purpose at all, except to procreate and grunt like apes. Best pro-evolution example ever.
